your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I deserve this hangover.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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