I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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