hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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