i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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