you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He did a backflip because drugs
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