Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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