i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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