I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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