just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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