on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i barfeds in our rink
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
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clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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