when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
you traded sex for a burrito?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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