Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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