what if I'm pregnant?
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is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
and she was petting her beer can
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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