I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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