Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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