your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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