If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
They are going to name an STD after you.
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If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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