It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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