seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Dick very happy bro
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