the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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