what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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