No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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