Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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