ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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