i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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