I want to stick my p in your. b.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
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I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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