i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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