She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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