if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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