JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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