i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
