Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Girls should come with a carfax report
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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