I am puke
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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