Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I am one with the molecules
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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