i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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