Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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