Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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