My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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