Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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