yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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