I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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