those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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