I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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