There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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