I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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