i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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