i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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