Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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