She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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