THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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