he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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