question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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