Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm always down for nudity.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize