Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Randomize
