oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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