I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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