Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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