A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm getting married
To pizza
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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