can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
